they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
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he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
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I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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