so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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