we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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