you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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