Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
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I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
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We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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