Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
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I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
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Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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