Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
50% drunk capacity currently
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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