I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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