I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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