Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
