I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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