Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
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on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
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Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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