I feel like I'm in dance class right now
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
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I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
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We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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