we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
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