Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
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I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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