physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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