I just made out with a guy for $7.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
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angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
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Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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