how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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