If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
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Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
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I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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