two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
i was born a porn star she said
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
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Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
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The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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