how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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