There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
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EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
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I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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