It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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