Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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