Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
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I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
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Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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