It's like God shit irony all over that family
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
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just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
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Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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