My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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