drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
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the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
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We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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