Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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