she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
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I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
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Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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