This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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