at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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