Well douche your snatch and let's go!
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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