Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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