Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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