Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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