He is an equal opportunity slut.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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