i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
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I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
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Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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