How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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