i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
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I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
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I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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