Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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