if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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