maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
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Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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