covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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