evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
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This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
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He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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