4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I hate all girls vehemently.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
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I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
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Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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