Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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