There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I wish i was in the wii world.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Two words: blizzard sex
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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