that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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