You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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