I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
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Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
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No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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