normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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