that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
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Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
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Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
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