remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
drinking out of a sandbucket again
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
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I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
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dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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